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Why don’t they make Klein bottles in China?They’re not orientable. I don’t like my girlfriend… Mind if I do a you-substitution? A guy walks into a sandwich shop and sees a sign that reads, “Home of the...

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Classic Math and Science Jokes

Below are some classic math/science jokes you all should have heard of by now! I love the flea joke (second last from the bottom) the best. The Planes Indians practiced polygamy, and one chief had...

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What is 2 x 2?

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Bad math joke

Thanks to anonymous for this submission. Anon says: My Dynamics professor concluded his lecture with this joke after reviewing the properties of the cross product.

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Complex math joke

Some sample fortunes in a fortune cookie: You are a complex person and i would like to be your friend! The fortune of this cookie is obvious. Greet new friends with a handshake. At a math social, greet...

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Billiards math joke

Jeremy K. posted this joke on Spiked Math and I thought I would share it with you all “I was once told that being good at math must make me a strong pool player. I then leaned down with the cue stick,...

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Math jokes

He just can’t “figure” it out.

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Dear Math

Source: as seen around the internet Credit: The Math Lady

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Chart Attack

James adds: We are good co-medians Thanks to James Garner for this punny submission!!

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Let’s Go To The Races!

A mathematician and a Wall street broker went to races. The broker suggested to bet $10,000 on a horse. The mathematician was sceptical, saying that he wanted first to understand the rules, to look on...

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Working from home for commuters.

Why you should never try to workout any problem involving grassmann numbers at home? When you commute to work, the signs will change !! Source:prof. L. Susskind’s lectures on Supersymmetry. Lecture...

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A Proof That All Natural Numbers Are Interesting

This is a proof that all natural numbers are interesting. Suppose, for the sake of contradiction, that not all whole numbers are interesting. Using the well-ordering property of the whole numbers,...

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Quickie math jokes

Graphing rational functions is a pain in the asymptote. (Thanks to Desmond for telling this joke!): Why is Epsilon afraid of Zeta? Because Zeta Eta Theta. Every proof is a one-line proof, provided you...

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Math job jokes

My friend Alex recently received his Master’s Degree in math from Harvard but was having trouble finding a job. He spent the last four months looking and was running low on rent money. He decided to...

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Hessian Matrix

This was submitted by Kenny to SoMuchPun: “Them Hessians were a determinant of the American Revolutionary War.” (Source)

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Cum hoc logic.

I made this logic comic and wanted to share it with you. Tell me what you think about it in the comments! Thanks to Secret Name for this submission!

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There are a lot of formal apologies to be made now…

Thanks to Dean Langsam for this submission!

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Prime Numbers

Several scientists were asked to prove that all odd integers higher than 2 are prime. *Mathematician: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, and by induction – every odd integer higher than 2 is a...

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Category theory

Submitted by: Anonymous

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Dictionary of Definitions of Terms Commonly Used in Math Lectures

CLEARLY: I don’t want to write down all the “in- between” steps. TRIVIAL: If I have to show you how to do this, you’re in the wrong class. OBVIOUSLY: I hope you weren’t sleeping when we discussed this...

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